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"Bulgari's Octo Finissimo: Revolutionizing Watchmaking with 'Whale FartGold'"
In a stunning twist that has the watch industry in awe, Bulgari has introduced a groundbreaking innovation that may forever change the...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Sep 19, 20232 min read
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"Patek Philippe and Martha Stewart's 'Freedom Timepiece'"
In a collaboration that melds luxury horology and lifestyle expertise, Patek Philippe and Martha Stewart have unveiled a groundbreaking...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Sep 14, 20232 min read
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"Goat Union Protests Erupt as Greubel Forsey Seeks Latino Grass Guardians"
In an unexpected turn of events, the renowned watchmaking company Greubel Forsey finds itself amidst a peculiar labor dispute with its...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Sep 11, 20231 min read
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"Taylor Swift's 'Wrist Notes' Album Honors Her Watch Collection"
In a stunning twist that left the music and watch communities buzzing, Taylor Swift has surprised the world once again by releasing a...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Sep 8, 20232 min read
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"Keanu Reeves Competes with Vin Diesel for 'Fast 15' Watch"
In an interview that's set to make waves in both Hollywood and the watch world, Keanu Reeves sat down with us to discuss his latest...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Sep 7, 20232 min read
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"Nicolas Cage's Film Features Invicta Watch Predicting Flops"
In a Hollywood twist that seems almost too fitting, the enigmatic Nicolas Cage is set to star in a new film that takes the concept of...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Sep 5, 20231 min read
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Rolex Acquires Bucherer in Bizarre Bid to Showcase Watches, After OnlyFans Snub
In an unprecedented move that left the watch industry befuddled, Rolex, the titan of horology, announced its acquisition of Bucherer, the...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 30, 20232 min read
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Watchmaker Unveils 'Protest Alert' Watch, Great for Keeping Activists Informed Amid Political Meets
In a groundbreaking move that could redefine wristwear, renowned watchmaker Lumitime has introduced the "Protest Alert" timepiece,...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 30, 20231 min read
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"Rocky Roadhouse Revelations: Archie Luxury and Sloth from The Goonies Unleash Horological Hilarity
Prepare for a horological odyssey that has left the watch world simultaneously bewildered and amused. In an unprecedented collaboration,...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 17, 20232 min read
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"Horological Dilemma: Watch Collectors Turn to OnlyFans to Fund Their High-Complication Obsessions!"
In a twist that could only be described as horologically scandalous, a growing number of watch enthusiasts have turned to the realm of...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 16, 20232 min read
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"Swiss Watch Dealers Strike Amid Outrageous Newbie Demands, Collectors Hunt Abroad"
In an unforeseen twist that could rival any horological plotline, Swiss watch dealers have embarked on a monumental strike against the...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 15, 20232 min read
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"Breathless Wives: Study Shows Oxygen Deprivation When Admitting Wrong About Watch Purchases"
In a shocking turn of events, a recent scientific study has unearthed a silent suffering that many watch enthusiasts' wives endure –...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 14, 20232 min read
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Patek Philippe's Hilarious Tagline Change: "You Never Really Own a Patek... Like Your Gender!"
In a bold and uproarious move, Patek Philippe, the revered watchmaker known for its timeless elegance, has decided to take a humorous...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 10, 20232 min read
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"Chopard's 'Elegant Elegance' Watch and Grandma's Bingo Nights!"
In a charming fusion of sophistication and nostalgia, Chopard's renowned ladies' watch, the 'Elegant Elegance,' has stolen the hearts of...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 8, 20232 min read
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"Time Ticks for Greta Thunberg as She Embarks on a 'Watch Hunger Strike' to Fight Global Warming!
In a dramatic display of her commitment to environmental activism, Greta Thunberg has announced a bold new approach to raise awareness...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 7, 20232 min read
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"MB&F's Non-Binary Panda Bear: A Watch That Identifies as Both Analog and Digital!"
In a groundbreaking move that defies horological norms, MB&F has introduced a revolutionary timepiece that challenges the traditional...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Aug 2, 20232 min read
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"Time of Troubles: Hunter Biden's Horological Escapades Revealed in Laptop Documents"
In a shocking revelation, documents from Hunter Biden's laptop expose a series of bizarre and comical horological mishaps involving his...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Jul 31, 20232 min read
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"Victorinox Watches Goes All-Inclusive: Introducing the Bud light & Tofu Timepieces Revolution!
In a stunning and slightly bewildering move, Victorinox Watches, the renowned Swiss watchmaker, has taken the concept of inclusivity to...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Jul 28, 20232 min read
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"Breitling's Bold Plan: Free Lifetime Watch Servicing... with a Surprising Twist!"
In a surprising move that has sent shockwaves through the watch industry, Breitling has unveiled an extraordinary service plan that...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Jul 26, 20232 min read
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"Hodinkee Study: Men Yield to Naked Hublot Temptation!"
In groundbreaking research conducted at the Hodinkee Watch Institute of Science, renowned timepiece expert Dr. Horatio Timepiece has made...

Chuck Ticklesworth
Jul 25, 20232 min read
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