"Breathless Wives: Study Shows Oxygen Deprivation When Admitting Wrong About Watch Purchases"

In a shocking turn of events, a recent scientific study has unearthed a silent suffering that many watch enthusiasts' wives endure – oxygen deprivation. The findings suggest that the simple act of admitting they're wrong about another watch purchase can cause wives to experience an inability to breathe properly, creating a new kind of horological asphyxiation.

Researchers from the Horological Institute of Comic Absurdity conducted a series of experiments involving couples with watch-collecting husbands. The results were eye-opening, revealing a direct correlation between the number of watches a husband owned and the level of breathlessness experienced by their spouses.

Dr. Emily Witless, lead researcher, explained, "It's a remarkable phenomenon. As these wives try to muster the courage to say, 'You were right, dear, another watch is an excellent idea,' their breathing seems to become increasingly shallow. We believe it's a natural defense mechanism, possibly triggered by the anticipation of yet another box filled with horological delight arriving at the doorstep."

Husbands, on the other hand, seem blissfully unaffected by this peculiar ailment. When questioned about their role in this curious connection, most watch enthusiasts denied any knowledge of their wives' respiratory struggles. "I don't see what the fuss is about," said one husband. "Watches are a great investment, and my collection brings joy to the whole family. I'm sure my wife would agree if she could catch her breath."

As the watch community digests these findings, many wives are reportedly opting to practice deep breathing exercises and stock up on oxygen tanks in preparation for the inevitable moment when they'll need to utter those five dreaded words: "Honey, you were right again."

In the meantime, experts recommend husbands ensure proper ventilation in their homes to avoid inadvertently triggering horological hyperventilation among their life partners.